___ NATURAL CRIME ___
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If you are shot at by natural enemies (protestors, rioters, etc...), you can
let law enforcement handle the problem. Simply run away to the nearest
officer/SWAT/soldier, and they will retaliate fire to kill the person. Note
that if you open fire on someone as counter-fire, you may receive a wanted
meter because you are firing a weapon in public.
___ EXPLOSIVE CARS ___
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Since cars cannot be driven in Postal 2, make the most of it by blowing them
up. Believe it or not, most vehicles can be destroyed by as little as 3
bullets. Watch out though. When cars explode, they generally fly in the air,
and ignite other cars to explode. This can really cause a messy scene and
raise your wanted meter especially if you were the one who caused the major
ignition.
___ PURCHASING ITEMS ___
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If you want to buy something from a store, or perform an action at a store,
select cash from your inventory and press ENTER to give it to a clerk. Note
that they will only say the price of the item audibly, so listen before you
are so anxious to waste away $300 on a Kevlar Vest.
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- 3) Walkthrough -
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One of the unique aspects is that you don't have to follow anything the game
says. You may do, or simply ignore objectives that are set before you. If you
do decide to follow an objective, there are alternatives to your actions. You
can accomplish tasks peacefully just like any other citizen in Paradise, or
choose the violent alternative. Generally this means shooting people, beating
them with shovels, angering others, and being a general menace to society. This
section will describe the manner in which to complete the game based on your
choice.
-=> Starting a New Game <=-
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When you start a new game, you have a choice of difficulties:
+ Liebermode
+ Too Easy
+ Very Easy
+ Easy (Easy)
+ Remedial
+ Average (Medium)
+ Aggressive
+ Hard
+ Very Hard
+ Manic
+ Hestonworld (Hard)
+ Insane-o
+ They Hate Me (Impossible)
- The only difference between difficulties is the damage, accuracy, and life
taken away of your other NPCs in the gaming world. I played this game on
Average.
*A brief video shows an overview of the town of Paradise with a population
of 4312 people. We see a hobo dancing by some liquor bottles, a cop beating
down an innocent man, Then, we zoom in on a trailer house with a man and
his wife arguing. The man's AC is broke, and he gets ticked off. His wife
tells him to go get some stuff. His car doesn't start. This is not the
start to a good day.*
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/Monday/
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DIFFICULTY: ***
OBJECTIVES: >> Pick up Paycheck
>> Cash Paycheck
>> Get Milk
DESCRIPTION: "Monday is the recovery day of the work week. You're back to
work, chugging away at tasks that bore your mindset. This
Monday will be different though, a lot different."
- Go into the small brown shack in front of you and grab the shovel & health
pipe. Go grab the newspaper nearby as well. Exit your yard and start moving up
the street. Press F to bring up your map and head for the red circle marked by
RWS. You work at a video game developer called Running with Scissors,
ironically, they are also the developers of Postal 2. Cut a left up at the
tunnel after moving up the walkway a bit. Then, cut a right and go through
another level transition. Branch a left up the road past the mall towards RWS's
headquarters. You will notice a group of protesters outside wearing orange
shirts. Apparently they are parents against violence in video games - I think I
know where this is going. Head inside RWS, and look right behind the reception
desk for a rifle. This will be helpful. Go down the hallway along the left and
look for a door with the nameplate "Vince Deal" on it. Go inside. Vince says
you're fired. Who cares? Grab the paycheck on the desk.
*Suddenly, the rioters from outside decide to charge in on RWS and kill
them all. What a bunch of hypocrites!*
- Pull out the rifle you had before and start shooting anyone with an orange
shirt on. Your former RWS workers will pull out rifles as well and defend
themselves. You'll have to kill about 10-12 orange people in total. Use the
room for cover, pop out, lay a few shots, and repeat. Use the pistol for long-
distance shots as it is more accurate than the rifle with recoil. After they're
dead, snatch up any ammo you need to survive. Leave RWS and head south towards
the grocery store to buy milk. The Postal Dude will mark down the RWS
Protestors as enemies, so they will always shoot on sight when they see you.
Just what we need. Head into the Indian Grocery store to get some milk. You'll
find it in the back near the refridgerators. You now have a choice:
(a) Pay for milk, cost $5
(b) Leave store without paying
- If you pay for the milk, simply wait at the back of the line, and give the
cashier the money by pressing ENTER (you will have to cycle your inventory for
it if is not out). You'll then get the milk legally. If you leave the store
without paying, this is where it gets interesting. As you leave the store, the
Indian cashier will notice you and pull out a rifle. Use the nearby aisles as
cover and do one-shot strafes on him with your pistol. Shoot him once, seek
cover by strafing, and repeat. Do this until he dies. Grab his rifle, then go
by the cash drawer and you'll grab a hefty sum of money. Now, leave the store.
You should be able to do it quickly and quietly without the police noticing.
Start heading for the bank to the south. You will run into 2 ambushing
Protestors. You can either fire back at them, or, try to lure them to a police
officer. The officer will fire back and try to kill them. If you let this
happen, then you most likely won't get a wanted rating for firing your weapon
in public.
- When you reach the bank, you'll notice a long line to the cashier. There's
only one cashier because EVERY other cashier has those goofy "please use next
cashier" signs up. You now have a choice:
(a) Wait in line and give paycheck to cashier for $
(b) Rob the bank for a real "paycheck"
- After you cash your paycheck, 3 armed robbers will storm the bank and set off
the alarm. Here's a neat little trick. An alarm will get sounded off and police
will start to storm the bank to counter the robbery. Hop the cashier counter
and run down the back hallway. Make sure you don't have a weapon pulled out.
The police will be busy engaging the crooks out front in the lobby. Run to the
back, and cut a left at the lone door. Inside you'll find the safe wide open.
Grab the stashes of cash on the drawers, then grab the money bag in the center
of the vault. You've robbed the bank and no one knows about it! Quickly leave
the room, but go down the left and up the stairs. Go into the room on the right
and kick the window in by pressing Q. Hold down C and jump to fit through the
opening. You'll notice the robbers are down. This is great. You robbed the bank
and you have no wanted level. Leave the bank as if nothing happened and go to a
transition point so the Postal Dude goes home.
*You and your wife have a little argument. He explains how he got laif off
from work.*
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/Tuesday/
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DIFFICULTY: ****
OBJECTIVES: >> Confess Sins
>> Get Signatures
>> Return Book
>> Get Gary's Autograph
DESCRIPTION: "Tuesday is starting to up the workload. We need to do more
things, but as usual, at a casual pace."
- First, let's return the book. You'll notice that you have a petition in your
hand that needs 8 signatures from people. In order to get signatures, you have
to be persistent. Walk up to a random person, and left click to ask them. When
they say no, do it again. Hopefully, they'll sign it. If they don't, and you
threaten them a third time, they may run away scared. If you ask anyone who is
wearing a RWS shirt, they will sign it on the first asking. Also, hardcore or
rockers will generally sign the petition on their second try. Don't ask the
same person again for a signature. Go west towards the library, but ask people
along the way so you have 8 signatures total to complete that objective.
- You may notice a band playing outside your home marching along the street.
They'll actually get blown up by a jihadist so don't stand too close. Enter the
library after all the petitions are tighty and neat. The library looks like a
giant palace in a sense. You'll find the book return office along the left side
of the library on the first floor, in double doors beneath the second floor
stairs. Head inside and you'll notice a big line. Screw that! Go up to the drop
box and press X to drop the book into the drop slot. Once it is in, something
terrible will happen.
*Remember the group of book burning rioters in the main lobby? Well, their
leader decides to start burning books in anguish of their actions. Two of
them enter inside, one with a gasoline can, and the other with a rifle. The
library catches on fire.*
- Exit the double doors and shoot the immediate rioter with your rifle. Cut a
right and go through the single door. Head up the stairs. You're going to run
into 3-4 rioters on this second level. If you run out of rifle ammo, switch to
the shotgun and charge at them. Aim for headshots so you get instant kills.
Make sure to pick up their pistol ammo as you'll need it. Head a tad further
down this second floor, and grab the kevlar on the ground. If you need health,
use the doggy bags that the rioters drop to heal yourself. Be careful, when you
enter the Porn room, a jihadist will be armed in there. Take him out. Go back
out to the dead policeman's body and crouch jump on the railing. Hop down to
ground level, then exit out the main lobby.
- You can add someone new to your hate list (the book protestors). Head north
towards the mall. Looks like Gary Coleman is in town (Yay!). Enter the mall via
the lower floor, go up the stairs, then jut a left into the presentation room
that is now unblocked. You're now inside the Paradise Mall. Aside from Gary
Coleman's main presentation, there are tons of side stores. The Liquidation
store on the second floor sells kevlar armor for $300. Pretty expensive. If you
check the second dressing room in this store, you'll find a stash of money
inside. Continue down the long hallway on the second floor of the mall. A store
named Turdines sells Radar detectors. Watch out for protestors in the mall.
Remember that mall security will take care of them, and you don't have to
retaliate. Head downstairs.
- There's a SWAT store downstairs that sells guns. You'll find some donuts in a
backroom you can eat to heal yourself. Continue exploring the first floor.
There is a food court to the left that sells healing food items for cheap
prices. There are plenty of other stores to discover in your own time. Get to
the first floor, and look at the "You are Here" signs until you get near the
main lobby (yellow section) where Gary Coleman is. You have two choices:
(a) Wait in line and get an autograph
(b) Kill someone who just had their book autographed, and take it
- If you wait in line and get the autograph, the Police will surround the mall
area and put an arrest warrant out on Gary Coleman. Do not try to help him or
kill him as you'll pull up an arrest warrant for doing so. His bodyguards will
chase you along with the police. It's pretty funny though to watch Coleman pull
out a rifle and hand grenades saying he won't go back to the joint. After he
dies (along with all the other chaos), pick up the ammo and exit the mall. Head
west towards the Church to confess your sins.
- After exiting the mall, go down into the dried up creekbed right of the
bridge. Check one of the side pathways that leads to a deadend. You'll find
around $200 and a health pipe. Go back south of the mall, and go past the land
bridge that heads north of the mall on the map. Walk through this beat up
neighborhood until you see a house tall above on a hill. Go behind the house to
pass through a loading point. Watch for 2 book protestors to ambush you down
this hobo pathway. Shoot them both. Continue onward. Go left past the
trainyard, and the access to the church is behind the orange & gray transport
crates. Enter the church and go left. Head down the left portion of the church
until you see a red door designating the confession area. Move on in. This is
the main presentation area. Go to the rear, through the double doors, then look
at the wooden sign to your right pointing to the Confessional - head towards
it. You'll end up discovering a HUGE line for the confessional. Well, let's
wait anyway.
*Once inside the confession room, the father blesses you but recommends
you leave a fee inside the alms box at the entrance to the church.
Whatever! Suddenly, some Arabians storm the parking lot. One of them jihads
a group of priests. The fellow Christian priests grab their guns and start
to counterfight the Jihadists! Let's get the heck out of here.*
- Go downstairs and watch for immediate Jihadists. Make use of your shotgun
against their holy war, and grab the medkits on the table if you need them. I
recommend smoking a health pipe here to increase your health to 125 or so. Some
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