THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND WALKTHROUGH v0.2
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T A B L E O F C O N T E N T S
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1. B A S I C M O V E S
2. W A L K T H R O U G H
* NORMAL
* MEGA-MONKEYS
3. M O N K E Y I S L A N D C A S T O F C H A R A C T E R S
4. S P E C I A L T H A N K S
5. L I S T O F T H E D A M N E D
6. I M P O R T A N T N O T E
7. A U T H O R ' S N O T E
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1. B A S I C M O V E S
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MOUSE
Left button Walk, shoot the cannon
Hold left button Open item menu (pick up, examine, talk)
Right button Open inventory
KEYBOARD
Esc Skip the dialogs or animation
F1 Open menu (Save, Load, etc)
i Open inventory
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2. W A L K T H R O U G H
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* NORMAL
PART I : THE DEMISE OF THE ZOMBIE PIRATE LeCHUCK
Pickup ramrod. Talk to small pirate. Choose anything. Choose the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or
the 5th option. Choose the last option. Choose the 5th option. Choose anything (3x).
After the conversation, pick up plactic hook. Use cannon. You have to shoot all the
pirate boat. After you sunk all four of them go outside. Use ramrod with plactic
hook. Use gaff with debris. You can have conversation with Murray (the skeleton head)
and try tu use gaff with him. Go back inside. Use cutlass with canon restraint rope.
Use cannon. Pick up bag. Pick up ring. Use ring with porthole.
PART II : THE CURSE GETS WORSE
Pick up glowing ember. Walks east. You're now on the map of Plunder Island. For now,
go to the swamp. Try to enter the ship and you will have a conversation with Murray.
Choose whatever you want, it doesn't matter. After the conversation, enter the ship.
Pick up pin. Use bag of nickels on gumball machine. Pull alligator tongue. You have a
conversation with the vodoo lady (For those of you that have played Monkey Island 1
and 2 will recognize this woman). Choose the last option. Choose anything (2x).
Choose the first option. Choose the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd option. Choose the last option
(2x). Go outside. Go back to the map. Go to the town (Puerto Pollo). Walks east until
you arrive at the townsquare. Enter the door in the alley (near the city hall).
Inside, pick up glove. Pick up dandruff. Pick up magic wand. Use magic wand with
magic hat. Pick up book inside the hat. Examine the Blood Island sticker (on the
trunk). Walks east. Talk to actor. Choose anything. Choose the 4th option. Choose
the last question. Go outside. Go to the Barbery Coast.
Inside the Barbery Coast, pick up the jawbreaker on the floor. Use lice with comb.
Talk to barber pirate. Choose the first option. Use the handle. Use the handle (3x).
Pick up scissors. Exit. Walks west until you see mysterious flowers. Use scissors
with mysterious flowers. Use scissors with undergrowth. Examine sign. You will be
swallowed by a giant snake. Pick up faberge egg. Pick up vacuum cleaner attachments.
Pick up lots-o-stuff. Use ipecac flower with pancake syrup. Use syrup of ipecac with
snake head. Pick up thorny plant. Pick up reeds. Use thorn with hollow reed. Use
paperweight with helium balloons. Blow floating balloon. Use pea shooter with
floating balloon. You're now in Danjer Cove. Exit to the map.
Go back to Puerto Pollo. Enter the house near the undergrowth. Choose the 1st option.
Pick up club card (inside the chicken). Push quiet patron. Pick up serrated bread
knife. Pick up tasty, buttery biscuit. Exit to the map. Go to Cabana (on the beach).
Give club card to Cabana boy. Choose anything. Pick up towels (3x). Use dry towels
with ice bucket. Use wet towels with Cabana boy. Pick up cooking oil. Walks north.
Try to walks north. Use wet towels with hot sand (3x). Pick up mug. Talk to
sunbather. Choose the 4th option. Choose the last option. Open gate. Exit to the map.
Go to the west side of Puerto Pollo. Talk to small pirate. Choose the 2nd option.
Use mug with bottomless mug. Talk to Kenny. Choose the 3rd option. Pick up pitcher.
Use pitcher with dye vat. Exit to the map. Go to Brimstone beach. Give bottomless mug
to sunbather. Use pitcher with red dye with bottomless mug. Use cooking oil with map.
Pick up map. Exit to the map.
Go to Puerto Pollo. Go to the north side of this town. Go to grassy knoll. Use
serrated bread knife with sawhorse. Use ember on stick with trail of rum. Go to the
Barbery Coast. Talk to Haggis McMutton. Choose the 2nd option. Choose anything.
Choose the 4th option. Talk to dapper pirate. Choose the 1st option. Choose anything
but don't choose the last option. Choose the last option (2x). Use glove with Edward
Van Helgen. Close box lid (the middle one). Open banjo case. Beat Edward twice. Go
to the gun pile. Pick up pistol. Use pistol with dueling banjo. Talk to salty
pirate. Choose the 1st option. Choose anything except the last option. Choose the
1st option. Choose the last option. Exit. Go back to Captain Blondebeard. Give
jawbreaker to Captain Blondebeard. Give pack of gum to Captain Blondebeard. Use pin
with bubble. Pick up gold tooth. Go back to Barbery Coast. Give gold tooth to
Cutthroat Bill. Exit.
Go to Danjer Cove. Use boat. Go to the pirate ship. Enter the ship. Choose anything
(3x). Use serrated bread knife with plank. Enter the ship again. Try to open the
door. Go to Captain Blondebeard. Choose anything. Use book with LeChimp. Open
porthole. Exit through the window. Go back to the theatre. Go upstairs. Press the
handle. Use chicken grease with cannon balls. Go to the stage. Pick up shovel.
PART III : THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND
Choose anything (4x). Choose the last option. Now you must choose what kind of
captain you are. The first one is the hard one, and the second is the easy one.
After you pick one of those, examine navigational chart. Your mission is to defeat
Rottingham to get your map back, but don't attack him first because you will lose.
You have to defeat other pirates first. There are six kind of pirates :
1. Really not fearsome pirates (brown)
2. Semi fearsome pirates (blue)
3. Mildly fearsome pirates (green)
4. Pretty fearsome pirates (dark brown)
5. Fearsome pirates (white)
6. Really fearsome pirates (red)
You don't have to defeat all of them, but if you defeat all of them it will help you.
Every time you defeat a pirate ship, you will encounter the pirate on a duel. If you
defeat them then you will take their booty. With these booty you can upgrade your
cannon on the harbor. Here's the format of the duel; first you asked them a question,
if they can't answer it you can asked them another question, but if they can answer
it, they will asked you a question. Whoever lose three rounds, will lost that duel.
Here's the question and the answer list.
Q : Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
A : With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Q : You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
A : I look THAT much like your fiancee?
Q : Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
A : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Q : You're the ugliest monster ever created!
A : If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Q : I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet!
A : When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.
Q : Would you like to be buried or cremated?
A : With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Q : When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
A : At least mine can be identified.
Q : I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
A : Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Q : I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.
A : You would have, but you were always running away.
Q : Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
A : The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
Q : I'll hound you night and day!
A : Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Q : I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated!
A : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Q : En garde! Touche!
A : Oh, that is so cliche!
Q : Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
A : Is that your face? I though it was your backside.
Q : You can't match my witty repartee!
A : I could if you use some breath spray.
After you have all of these or most of it you can face Captain Rene Rottingham. The
difference between facing other pirates and Rottingham is you can never ask him a
question. So no matter you can or can't answer his first question he will ask you
another question. You will beat him if you can answer three of his question.
Here's the question and the answer list.
Q : My attack have left entire islands depopulated!
A : With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Q : You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
A : I look THAT much like your fiancee?
Q : When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
A : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Q : Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
A : If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Q : Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
A : When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.
Q : I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
A : With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Q : You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
A : At least mine can be identified.
Q : I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
A : Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Q : I have never lost a melee!
A : You would have, but you were always running away.
Q : Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
A : The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
Q : You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
A : Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Q : Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
A : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Q : My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
A : Oh, that is so cliche!
Q : Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
A : Is that your face? I though it was your backside.
Q : Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
A : I could if you use some breath spray.
After you beat him, you will get your map back.
PART IV : THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT, AND HER LOVER
Pick up bottle. Go West to the map. Go to the clearing (Elaine). Then go back to the
map. Now go to the hotel. Talk to fortune teller. Choose all. Pick up tarot cards.
Pick up cushion. Pick up recipe book. Open the back door. Pick up refrigerator
magnet. Exit to the map.
Go to the cemetery. Walks West. Pick up chisel. Pick up mallet. Use tasty, buttery
biscuit to old dog. Pick up smelly dog hair. Exit to the map. Go to the beach. Use
cushion rocks. Use mallet with rubber tree. Exit to the map. Go to the windmill. Pick
up pepper. Exit to the map. Go to the hotel. Enter the back room then use
chisel with wheel o' cheese. Go back to the bartender, give smelly dog hair, egg, and
pepper to the bartender. After that the bartender should wake up. Choose all the
questions. Use chisel with Head-B-Clear then use Head-B-Clear with grog. Drink spiked
drink and Guybrush is dead. You wake up at the cemetery.
Use chisel with coffin. Use chisel again. This time with the center coffin to free
Stan. You will get Laminated Business Card from him. Exit to the map, go to the
Strange Lights. Pick up Block of Tofu. Pick up measuring cup. Use Chisel with Block
of Tofu. Use Tofu Mask. Walk east. Talk to islander. Use Un-melted Hunk of Nacho
Cheese with Massive Seething Caldera. Exit to the map and go back to the hotel
entrance. Use Un-melted Hunk of Nacho Cheese with Cooking Pot. Exit to the map. Go to
the Shipwreck. Talk to Haggis McMutton. Choose all options. Go back to the Hotel
Entrance and pick up cooking pot. You go back to meet Haggis. Pick up slippery greasy
hand lotion. Exit to the map and go to Elaine. Use slippery greasy hand lotion with
cursed diamond ring. Pull cursed diamond ring.
Back to the hotel. Pick up empty jar. Use chisel with jar lid. Exit and go to the
windmill. Open the door. Use empty jar with barrel. Go back to clearing and use jar
of water with fireflies. Use jar lid with fireflies. You got lantern. Now go to the
cemetery. Talk to Stan. Choose option number one. Then choose option number 5. You
got insurance policy. Pick up coffin nail. Go back to Hotel and go upstairs. Open the
door and use mallet with nail. Exit. Pick up nail. Enter the door on the right. Pull
bed. Use coffin nails with bed then use nail with bed. Pick up book. Exit. Back and
talk to Bartender. Choose all. Talk again and choose first option. Use Head-B-Clear
with grog. Drink spiked drink. You will be dead again.
You wake up in the Goodsoup Family Cemetery. Walk west. You will see a ghost bride.
Talk to her. Choose all option. After the coversation, walk west and pick up crowbar.
Look through crack. You will see Murray falling from the ceiling. Pick up Murray.
Look through crack. Use skeleton arm with lantern. Use Murray with lantern. Walk east
and exit the cemetery. Go back to hotel and enter the backroom. Pick up death
certificate. Go upstairs. Enter the right room. Use crowbar with boarded hole and use
crowbar again with bed. Pick up engagement band. Exit and enter Mutual of Stan. Talk
to Stan. You will get insurance money.
Go to the lighthouse. Use lantern with lantern post. Exit and go to the beach.Talk to
mysterious figure. Choose the first option. Now use measuring cup with sea water. Use
pin with cork. Use cork with measuring cup. Give compass to Flying Welshman. Talk
again to Flying Welshman and choose first option. Enjoy the ride and welcome to
Duck.....er Skull Island. An island which looks like a duck. Talk to winch operator.
Choose first option. Use umbrella. You will land in King Andre's place. Choose
whatever options you want. Talk to King Andre. Choose all. Give Tarot Cards to King
Andre. You got the diamond. Now you back on the land. Go to the clearing. Use
enormous diamond with engagement band. Then use completed diamond ring with Elaine's
left ring finger.
PART V : KISS OF THE SPIDER MONKEY
You will see an event LeChuck hostage Guybrush and Elaine. Choose all options. After
the conversation. Open the door. Your body will shrink. Talk to the Dighy Dog. Choose
the second option, then third option, then first option to pick Murray. Pick up
anchor. Use anchor with stack of meringue pies. Open gate. Look through hole. You get
meringue pie. Push Dinghy Dog four times. Talk to soda jerk. Choose first options and
you get a plain snowcone. Pick up pepper mill. Now use meringue pie with plain
snowcone. Use Dinghy Dog hair with disgusting snowcone. Use pepper mill with
disgusting snowcone. Eat disgusting snowcone.
PART VI : GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN
Go down at first diorama (Herman Toothrot). Pick up fallen rope. Exit to the second
diorama (Captain Marley). Pick up keg o'rum. Exit to the third diorama (LeChuck
torturing Guybrush and Wally). Pick up flask o' oil. Exit to the final diorama (snow
area). Go up until you see Giant Snow Monkey. Use fallen rope with flask o'oil. Use
fallen rope with keg o'rum. Use explosive keg o'rum with dynamo monkelectric giant
snow monkey. Go back down and wait until LeChuck arrives. Use pepper mill on LeChuck.
BOOOOOM! You have complete the normal mode. Watch the ending. THE END.
* MEGA-MONKEYS
PART I : THE DEMISE OF THE ZOMBIE PIRATE LeCHUCK
Pickup ramrod. Talk to small pirate. Choose anything. Choose the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or
the 5th option. Choose the last option. Choose the 5th option. Choose anything (3x).
After the conversation, pick up plactic hook. Use cannon. You have to shoot all the
pirate boat. After you sunk all four of them go outside. Use ramrod with plactic
hook. Use gaff with debris. You can have conversation with Murray (the skeleton head)
and try to use gaff with him. Go back inside. Use cutlass with canon restraint rope.
Use cannon. Pick up bag. Pick up ring. Use ring with porthole.
PART II : THE CURSE GETS WORSE
Pick up glowing ember. Walks east. You're now on the map of Plunder Island. For now,
go to the swamp. Try to enter the ship and you will have a conversation with Murray.
Choose whatever you want, it doesn't matter. After the conversation, enter the ship.
Pick up pin. Pick up paste. Use bag of nickels on gumball machine. Pull alligator
tongue. You have a conversation with the vodoo lady (For those of you that have
played Monkey Island 1 and 2 will recognize this woman). Choose the last option.
Choose anything (2x). Choose the first option. Choose the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd option.
Choose the last option (2x). Go outside. Go back to the map. Go to the town
(Puerto Pollo). Walks east until you arrive at the townsquare. Enter the door in the
alley (near the city hall). Inside, open pocket. Pick up glove. Examine pirate coat.
Pick up dandruff. Pick up magic wand. Use magic wand with magic hat. Pick up book
inside the hat. Examine the Blood Island sticker (on the trunk). Walks east. Talk to
actor. Choose anything. Choose the 4th option. Choose the last question. Go outside.
Go to the Barbery Coast.
Inside the Barbery Coast, talk to salty pirate. Push salty pirate (twice). Pick up
jawbreaker. Use lice with comb. Talk to barber pirate. Choose the first option. Use
the handle. Pick up paperweight. Use the handle (3x). Pick up scissors. Exit. Walks
west until you see mysterious flowers. Use scissors with mysterious flowers. Use
scissors with undergrowth. Examine sign. You will be swallowed by a giant snake. Pick
up faberge egg. Pick up vacuum cleaner attachments. Pick up lots-o-stuff. Use ipecac
flower with pancake syrup. Use syrup of ipecac with snake head. Pick up thorny plant.
Pick up reeds. Use thorn with hollow reed. Use paperweight with helium balloons.
Blow floating balloon. Use pea shooter with floating balloon. You're now in Danjer
Cove. Exit to the map.
Go back to Puerto Pollo. Enter the house near the undergrowth. Choose the 1st option.
Pick up tasty, buttery biscuit. Eat tasty, buttery biscuit. Use maggots with gross
chicken. Pick up club card (inside the chicken). Push quiet patron. Pick up serrated
bread knife. Pick up biscuit cutter. Pick up pie pan. Exit to the map. Go to Cabana
(on the beach). Give club card to Cabana boy. Choose anything. Pick up towels (3x).
Use dry towels with ice bucket. Use wet towels with Cabana boy. Pick up cooking oil.
Walks north. Try to walks north. Use wet towels with hot sand (3x). Pick up mug.
Talk to sunbather. Choose the 4th option. Choose the last option. Open gate. Exit to
the map. Go to the west side of Puerto Pollo. Talk to small pirate. Choose the 2nd
option. Use mug with bottomless mug. Talk to Kenny. Choose the 3rd option. Pick up
pitcher. Use pitcher with dye vat. Exit to the map. Go to Brimstone beach. Give
bottomless mug to sunbather. Use pitcher with red dye with bottomless mug. Use
cooking oil with map. Pick up map. Exit to the map.
Go to Puerto Pollo. Go to the north side of this town. Go to grassy knoll. Use
serrated bread knife with sawhorse. Use ember on stick with trail of rum. Go to the
Barbery Coast. Talk to Haggis McMutton. Choose the 2nd option. Choose anything.
Choose the 4th option. Talk to dapper pirate. Choose the 1st option. Choose anything
but don't choose the last option. Choose the last option (2x). Use glove with Edward
Van Helgen. Close box lid (the middle one). Open banjo case. Beat Edward three times.
Go to the gun pile. Pick up pistol. Use pistol with dueling banjo. Talk to salty
pirate. Choose the 1st option. Choose anything except the last option. Choose the 1st
option. Choose the last option. Exit. Go back to Captain Blondebeard. Give jawbreaker
to Captain Blondebeard. Give pack of gum to Captain Blondebeard. Use pin with bubble.
Pick up gold tooth. Chew pack of gum. Use chewed gum with gold tooth. Inhale helium
balloon. Chew tooth in gum. Go outside. Use pie pan with mudpuddle. Go back to
Barbery Coast. Give gold tooth to Cutthroat Bill. Exit.
Go back to the North side of this town. Walks East. Use biscuit cutter with another
rubber tree. Use paste with rubber plug. Go to Danjer Cove. Use sticky rubber plug
with gaping hole. Use boat. Go to the pirate ship. Enter the ship. Choose anything
(3x). Use serrated bread knife with plank. Enter the ship again. Try to open the door
Go to Captain Blondebeard. Choose anything. Use book with LeChimp. Open porthole.
Exit through the window. Go back to the theatre. Go upstairs. Press the handle.
_____ _____ _____
| | | | | |
| A | | B | | C |
|_____| |_____| |_____|
_____ _____
| | | |
| D | | E |
|_____| |_____|
_____ _____ _____
| | | | | |
| F | | G | | H |
|_____| |_____| |_____|
Press H, A, D, G, E, C, C, E, F. Use chicken grease with cannon balls. Go to the
stage. Pick up shovel.
PART III : THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND
Choose anything (4x). Choose the last option. Now you must choose what kind of
captain you are. The first one is the hard one, and the second is the easy one.
After you pick one of those, examine navigational chart. Your mission is to defeat
Rottingham to get your map back, but don't attack him first because you will lose.
You have to defeat other pirates first. There are six kind of pirates :
1. Really not fearsome pirates (brown)
2. Semi fearsome pirates (blue)
3. Mildly fearsome pirates (green)
4. Pretty fearsome pirates (dark brown)
5. Fearsome pirates (white)
6. Really fearsome pirates (red)
You don't have to defeat all of them, but if you defeat all of them it will help you.
Every time you defeat a pirate ship, you will encounter the pirate on a duel. If you
defeat them then you will take their booty. With these booty you can upgrade your
cannon on the harbor. Here's the format of the duel; first you asked them a question,
if they can't answer it you can asked them another question, but if they can answer
it, they will asked you a question. Whoever lose three rounds, will lost that duel.
Here's the question and the answer list.
Q : Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
A : With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Q : You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
A : I look THAT much like your fiancee?
Q : Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
A : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Q : You're the ugliest monster ever created!
A : If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Q : I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet!
A : When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.
Q : Would you like to be buried or cremated?
A : With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Q : When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
A : At least mine can be identified.
Q : I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
A : Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Q : I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.
A : You would have, but you were always running away.
Q : Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
A : The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
Q : I'll hound you night and day!
A : Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Q : I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated!
A : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Q : En garde! Touche!
A : Oh, that is so cliche!
Q : Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
A : Is that your face? I though it was your backside.
Q : You can't match my witty repartee!
A : I could if you use some breath spray.
After you have all of these or most of it you can face Captain Rene Rottingham. The
difference between facing other pirates and Rottingham is you can never ask him a
question. So no matter you can or can't answer his first question he will ask you
another question. You will beat him if you can answer three of his question.
Here's the question and the answer list.
Q : My attack have left entire islands depopulated!
A : With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Q : You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
A : I look THAT much like your fiancee?
Q : When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
A : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Q : Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
A : If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Q : Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
A : When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.
Q : I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
A : With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Q : You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
A : At least mine can be identified.
Q : I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
A : Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Q : I have never lost a melee!
A : You would have, but you were always running away.
Q : Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
A : The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
Q : You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
A : Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Q : Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
A : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Q : My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
A : Oh, that is so cliche!
Q : Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
A : Is that your face? I though it was your backside.
Q : Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
A : I could if you use some breath spray.
After you beat him, you will get your map back.
PART IV : THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT, AND HER LOVER
Pick up bottle. Go West to the map. Go to the clearing (Elaine). Then go back to the
map. Now go to the hotel. Talk to fortune teller. Choose all. Pick up tarot cards
(five of them). Pick up cushion. Pick up recipe book. Open the back door. Pick up
refrigerator magnet. Exit to the map.
Go to the cemetery. Walks West. Pick up chisel. Pick up mallet. Use tasty, buttery
biscuit to old dog. Pick up smelly dog hair. Exit to the map. Go to the beach. Use
cushion with rocks. Use mallet with rubber tree. Exit to the map. Go to the windmill.
Pick up pepper. Exit to the map. Go to the hotel. Enter the back room then
use chisel with wheel o' cheese. Go back to the bartender, give smelly dog hair, egg,
and pepper to the bartender. After that the bartender should wake up. Choose all
the questions. Use chisel with Head-B-Clear then use Head-B-Clear with grog. Drink
spiked drink and Guybrush is dead. You wake up at the cemetery.
Use chisel with coffin. Use chisel again. This time with the center coffin to free
Stan. You will get Laminated Business Card from him. Exit to the map, go to the
Strange Lights. Pick up Block of Tofu. Pick up measuring cup. Use Chisel with Block
of Tofu. Use Tofu Mask. Walk east. Talk to islander. Use Un-melted Hunk of Nacho
Cheese with Massive Seething Caldera. Exit to the map and go back to the hotel
entrance. Use Un-melted Hunk of Nacho Cheese with Cooking Pot. Exit to the map. Go to
the Shipwreck. Talk to Haggis McMutton. Choose all options. Go back to the Hotel
Entrance and pick up cooking pot. You go back to meet Haggis. Pick up slippery greasy
hand lotion. Exit to the map and go to Elaine. Use slippery greasy hand lotion with
cursed diamond ring. Pull cursed diamond ring.
Back to the hotel. Pick up empty jar. Use chisel with jar lid. Exit and go to the
windmill. Use umbrella with windmill blades. Use empty jar with barrel. Go back to
clearing and use jar of water with fireflies. Use jar lid with fireflies. You got
lantern. Now go to the cemetery. Talk to Stan. Choose option number one. Then
choose option number 5. You got insurance policy. Pick up coffin nail. Go back to
Hotel and go up stairs. Open the door and use mallet with nail. Exit. Pick up nail.
Pick up potrait. Use scissors with potrait. Now use laminated business card with the
right door. Enter the door on the right. Pull bed. Use coffin nails with bed then use
nail with bed. Pick up book. Exit. Go downstairs. Use face with mirror. Back and talk
to Bartender. Choose all. Go upstairs. Use potrait with left door. Open the door.
Look through porthole. Talk to bartender. Choose the second, second, then the first
option. Use Head-B-Clear with grog. Drink spiked drink. You will be dead again.
You wake up in the Goodsoup Family Crypt. Walk west. You will see a ghost bride. Talk
to her. Choose all option. After the coversation, walk west and pick up crowbar. Look
through crack. You will see Murray falling from the ceiling. Pick up Murray. Look
through crack. Use paste with skeleton arm. Use skeleton arm with lantern. Use Murray
with lantern. Walk east and exit the cemetery. Go back to hotel and enter the
backroom. Pick up death certificate. Go upstairs. Enter the right room. Use crowbar
with boarded hole and use crowbar again with bed. Pick up engagement band. Exit and
enter Mutual of Stan. Talk to Stan. You will get insurance money.
Go to the lighthouse. Use lantern with lantern post. Use mirror with mirror. Exit and
go to the beach. Talk to mysterious figure. Choose the first option. Now use
measuring cup with sea water. Bite the bottle you found in the beach. Use pin with
cork. Use cork with refrigerator magnet. Use cork with measuring cup. Give compass to
Flying Welshman. Talk again to Flying Welshman and choose first option. Enjoy the
ride and welcome to Duck.....er Skull Island. An island which looks like a duck. Talk
to winch operator. Choose first option. Use umbrella. You will land in King Andre's
place. Choose whatever options you want. Talk to King Andre. Choose all. Give Tarot
Cards to King Andre. You got the diamond. Now you're back on the land. Go to the
clearing. Use enormous diamond with engagement band. Then use completed diamond ring
with Elaine's left ring finger.
PART V : KISS OF THE SPIDER MONKEY
You will see an event LeChuck hostage Guybrush and Elaine. Choose all options. After
the conversation. Open the door. Your body will shrink. Talk to the Dighy Dog. Choose
the second option, then third option, then first option to pick Murray. Pick up
anchor. Use anchor with pie pan. Use bottle with heavy pie pan. Use heavy fake pie
with stack of meringue pies. Open gate. Look through hole. You get meringue pie. Push
Dinghy Dog six times. Talk to soda jerk. Choose first options and you get a plain
snowcone. Pick up pepper mill. Now use meringue pie with plain snowcone. Use Dinghy
Dog hair with disgusting snowcone. Use pepper mill with disgusting snowcone. Eat
disgusting snowcone.
PART VI : GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN
Go down at first diorama (Herman Toothrot). Pick up fallen rope. Exit to the second
diorama (Captain Marley). Pick up keg o'rum. Exit to the third diorama (LeChuck
torturing Guybrush and Wally). Open lantern. Blow flask o' oil. Pick up flask o' oil.
Exit to the final diorama (snow area). Go up until you see Giant Snow Monkey. Use
fallen rope with flask o'oil. Use fallen rope with keg o'rum. Use explosive keg o'
rum with dynamo monkelectric giant snow monkey. Go back down and wait until LeChuck
arrives. Use pepper mill on LeChuck. BOOOOOM! You have complete the mega-monkeys
mode. Watch the ending. THE END.
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3. M O N K E Y I S L A N D C A S T O F C H A R A C T E R S
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01. Dominic Armato as Guybrush Threepwood
02. Alexander Boyd as Governor Elaine Marley
Son Pirate
03. Earl Boen as LeChuck
04. Denny Delk as Murray
Skully
Father Pirate
05. Neil Ross as Wally
06. Alan Young as Haggis McMutton
07. Gregg Berger as Cutthroat Bill
08. Gary Coleman as Kenny Falmouth
09. Joe Nipote as Wharf Rat
10. Kathleen Freeman as Madame Xima
11. Dave Madden as Dinghy Dog
12. Terry McCovern as Captain Blondebeard
Cruff
13. Tom Kane as Captain Rottingham
The Flying Welshman
14. Harvey Jason as Cabana Boy
LaFoot
15. S. Scott Bullock as Lemonhead
Pirate 2
16. Victor Raider Wexler as Slappy Cromwell
Snowcone Guy
17. Kay Kuter as Griswold Goodsoup
18. Dave Fennoy as King Andre
Pirate 3
19. Leilani Jones Wilmore as Voodoo Lady
20. George Del Hoyo as Palido Domingo
Pirate 1
21. Mary Kay Bergman as Ghost Bride
22. Quinton Flynn as Mr. Fossey
23. Pat Pinney as Stan
24. Roger Behr as Mort
Stu Boyle
Pirate 4
25. Glen Quinn as Pirate 5
26. Brendan Holmes as Pirate 6
27. Jan Eddy as Fat Pirate
28. Chris Sena as Thin Pirate
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4. S P E C I A L T H A N K S
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1. GOD for everything
2. My family and my dogs
3. Game FAQS for publishing my faqs
4. Cheat Code Central
5. My computer
6. You for reading my FAQ
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5. L I S T O F T H E D A M N E D
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I remove all the names inside my List of the Damned except the first two. From
now on I will focused this Damned List only for those damn plagiarist.
1. Name : VEGA
E-mail : vdirect@bdg.centrin.net.id
Website : http://www.vegindo.com
He plagiarized my Dino Crisis walkthrough and sell it in his store.He sold it
for Rp. 12.500,-. Although he has translate my walkthrough into Indonesian
language, I can still recognize it. That stupid son of a ***** translate it
words-by-words. The book's title is GAME GUIDE Volume 9. All the previous
volume of that book is also ripping someone else's faq (especially from
GameFAQs) and translate it into Indonesian.
For HS, the animal that I suspect responsible for that, I got few words for
you :
F*** YOU BASTARD. HOW DARE YOU PLAGIARIZE MY WALKTHROUGH AND SOLD IT IN YOUR
FILTHY STORE. ENJOY THAT MONEY WHILE YOU CAN. BECAUSE SOON I WILL MAKE YOU
REGRET FOR BEING BORN INTO THIS WORLD.
For any of the reader that want to do me any favor, please send flames, hate
mail, viruses, bomb, nuclear, or anything to his address.
2. Name : Game Station
E-mail : gameguys@bdg.centrin.net.id
Website : http://www.vegindo.com/gamestation
Address : Jl. Pungkur 155 Lt. 2, Bandung 40251.
He plagiarized my friend's walkthrough (also from GameFAQs), so I think that
this animal is worthy enough to enter my Damned List. They publish it in Game
Station, October 1999, 3rd week, volume 21, Rp. 3.500,-
For KSH, Sir Maul, Tik Tan, Ratu Bedak, Blue Beo, and anybody that I forgot
to mention, I just want to say this : SCREW YOU ALL!!!!! Someday I will visit
your office carrying a BIG Shotgun, ready for blowing your f***ing brains out
from your f***ing head.
Reader, please send this a**hole some 'nice' stuff.
3. Name : X-Boy a.k.a Pansy-Boy a.k.a X-Gay
E-mail : x-boy@gundam.com
This son of a ***** is the webmaster of that ****ing site (www.vegindo.com).
He's the world's dumbest son of a ***** that I have ever met. In their
****ing messageboard, it says that we (faq author) are the same as the
plagiarist, cause all we do is just finished the game and then write it down.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, what a good reason. Now you know why I said that he's the
world's dumbest son of a *****.
If you said that we just finished the game and then write it down, why don't
you do that by yourself, mother****er?!?!?! Why you have to ripp my faqs?!?!
For Pansy-Boy, Miss Maul, and the rest of your ****ing crew :
DIN PAPPA ÄR EN GRIS KNULLARE, SÅ KAN KNULLADE DIN MAMMA OCH HON FÖDDE DIG!
Dein Vater ist ein Schweineficker, darum hat er deine Mutter gefickt und ich in
die Welt gesetzt!
Tu padre es un follador de cerdos, por eso follo a tu madre y hizo possible
tu nacimiento!
tu padre es un cerdo, que se cogio a tu mama y naciste tu pendejo
hijo de toda tu puta madre te voy a matar y vas a sentir mi verga en la
garganta hasta que te salga por el culo,,solo asi sentiras lo mismo que le
hice a tu madre hijo mio bastardo.
jigoku eiku no wa.. omaega saki da. te vas a ir al infierno antes que yo pendejo
Bapaklu tukang ngawinin babi, maka ia kawin sama babi terus tuh babi
ngelahirin elu. Dasar anak babi.
My last note for Damned #1, #2, and Damned #3
All of you will surely burn in hell for what you did, so enjoy that blood
money while you can....
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6. I M P O R T A N T N O T E
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Hey, faq-makers, you should read this section. I just receive an e-mail and he told
me that he has asking everybody who made a walkthrough (including myself) and I'm the
ONLY one that answered. Have you all forgot the manner that your father and mother
taught you when you were kids? If someone asking for your help and you can help him,
then do so. If you don't want people to send you an e-mail then said so on your faq.
Don't let people disappointed. I also have the same experience. I asked someone and
he didn't answered me. I don't know if he's a busy man or not, but he didn't answered
me. I'm very disappointed. Just because you have made a great faq , and a lot of
people e-mail you, it don't make you a great man. What makes you a great man is your
attitude.
And for myself, I guarantee that I will answer your questions, even if I can't answer
it. And if I haven't answered your mail within a week , please mail me back, because
maybe I don't read your faq, or something like that.
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7. A U T H O R ' S N O T E
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For those of you who want to send comments, questions, or information regarding
this FAQ, don't hesitate to mail me.
Feel free to e-mail me about any mistakes or additions concerning this FAQ,
but don't forget to mention the game's name in the "Subject" field.
If you read this FAQ not on these sites :
01) GameFAQs (http://www.gamefaqs.com/)
02) Console Gamer (http://www.console-gamer.com/)
03) Absolute Playstation International (http://www.absolute-playstation.com/)
04) Playstation Network (http://www.caratworld.com/psnetwork/)
05) Cheat Code Central (http://www.cheatcc.com/)
06) Video Games Strategies (http://www.vgstrategies.about.com/)
07) Planet Web (http://www.planetweb.purespace.de/)
08) Hype.Se (http://cheats.hype.se/)
09) Game Revolution (http://www.game-revolution.com/)
10) Game Core (http://www.videogamecore.com/)
11) Xcheater (http://www.xcheater.com/)
12) PhatGames (http://www.phatgames.com/)
13) Spoiler Centre (http://www.the-spoiler.com/)
14) The Cheat Empire (http://home.planetinternet.be/twuyts)
15) Cheat Code Central (http://www.cheatcc.com/)
16) Survival Horror (http://survivalhorror.com/)
17) Games Blaster (http://www.gamesblaster.com/)
18) Gaming Addiction (http://www.games.prohosting.com/)
19) Diablo Page (http://www2.50megs.com/neo667/diablo.html)
20) Resident Evil Extreme (http://rextreme.evilgaming.net)
21) PsxGamer (http://www.psxgamer.com)
22) SuperCheats (http://www.supercheats.com)
23) All Anime (http://www.allanime.com)
24) Adrenaline Vault (http://www.avault.com/cheats)
25) Blue Crescent's Page (http://members.xoom.com/bluecrescent/credits.html)
26) RPG Classics (http://www.rpgclassics.com)
27) Happy Puppy (http://www.happypuppy.com/)
28) Chi Phan's Page (http://homepages.go.com/~chphan/Rpgdreamersindex.html)
29) Bob Santos' Page (http://www.geocities.com/charmin_guy_011285)
30) Alternative Reality (http://www.alternative-reality.com)
31) DLH (http://DLH.Net)
32) Firesoft (http://www.firesoft.net)
33) Beyond Evil (http://beyondevil.cjb.net/)
34) Random Page of Crap (http://www.geocities.com/frozen4lyfe/index.html)
35) Nemesis' Page (http://www.geocities.com/i_am_nemesis_99/)
36) Boschamp's Page (http://www.angelfire.com/games2/boschamp)
37) Lugia12's Page (http://www.geocities.com/lugia12/index.htm)
38) Our Turf (http://www.ourturf.com)
39) Randar 83's Page (http://www.geocities.com/randar84)
40) Total Video Games (http://www.totalvideogames.com)
41) Cheating.De (http://www.cheating.de)
42) Cheat City (http://www.cheatcity.com)
43) Fei Yuki's Page (http://feiyenkn.homepage.com)
44) Web Spot (http://silverqueen.cjb.net)
45) Tim's Vault (http://www.timsvault.com)
46) Andrea Busia's Page (http://www.ludus.it)
47) Think Evil (http://www.thinkevil.com)
48) Gaming Planet (http://www.gamingplanet.com)
49) Games Angel (http://www.gamesangel.homestead.com)
50) Crosswinds (http://www.crosswinds.net/~hugegameplayer/www_smackdown/index.htm)
51) RPG Classics (http://www.rpgclassics.com)
52) GameCastle
53) RPG Legerdemain (rwartow.tripod.com)
54) Webcheats (http://www.webcheats.de)
55) XCheater (http://www.xcheater.com/)
56) Neoseeker (http://www.neoseeker.com/)
57) GameThrust (http://www.gamethrust.com/)
58) PC Game Revieew (http://www.pcgamereview.com/)
59) DC Guide (http://www.dcguide.co.uk/)
60) RPG DREAMERS (http://www.crosswinds.net/~rpgdreamer)
61) RPG-Vortex (http://www.rpg-vortex.com)
62) CheatPage (http://www.cheatpage.com/)
63) Wrestling Games (http://www.wrestling-games.com/)
64) Resident Evil Mania (http://www.geocities.com/residentevilmania/index.html)
65) GameSpot (http://www.gamespot.com/)
66) RPG Temple (http://come.to/sashy)
67) The Horror Is Alive (http://go.to/TheHorror/)
68) PSXCodez (http://www.psxcodez.com/)
69) RPGamer (http://www.RPGamer.com/)
70) RPGClassics (http://www.rpgclassics.com/)
71) Cheat Store (http://www.cheatstore.de/)
72) Games Domain (http://www.gamesdomain.co.uk/)
73) CHEATS CITY (http://www.online1701.com/)
74) CNET Gamecenter (http://www.gamecenter.com/Faqs/)
75) WarStoke (http://www.WarStoke.com/)
76) Mark Anido's Page (http://www.geocities.com/webzage2/webmaster.html)
77) Joe Chandler's (http://www.angelfire.com/oh/residentevilishome/walkthru.html)
78) Cheatmaster's Gamecheats (http://www.angelfire.com/games/cheats48)
79) Paladins of Light Guild (http://www.pofl.org)
80) Tipsncheats (http://www.tipsncheats.com)
81) RPG Informer (http://www.rpginformer.com)
82) The Gamer (http://www.thegamer.com/)
83) Totally RE (http://www.totallyre.com/)
84) Game United (http://www.gameunited.com/)
85) Stoneages RE (http://angelfire.com/games2/rek)
86) FaQ Headquaters (http://tngh.staticzone.net/)
87) GamePower (http://www.gamepower.com/)
88) United Gamers (http://unitedgamers.staticzone.net/)
89) Fresh Baked Games (http://www.freshbakedgames.com/)
90) DH Gaming (http://dhgaming.freeservers.com/)
91) ResidentFear (http://www.residentfear.cjb.net/)
92) PlayzoneWorld (http://www.playzoneworld.com/)
93) GamersWeb (http://www.the-gamersweb.com/)
94) BDGames (http://www.bdgames.net/)
95) http://www.nonsologiochi.com
96) Sjel's walktrough page (http://www.sjel.org/)
Please tell me where you read it. And if you know someone who has rip-off my
work, please tell me his e-mail address and where you read it, we will take
care the rest.
Thanks for reading my FAQ and please send in any comments, questions, or
informations!
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